10 Weirdest Phrases People Have Googled to Get to This Blog

by Amanda Kloer · 2009-07-05 02:00:00 -0700
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Like most bloggers, I get curious from time to time how readers find me.  A fair amount of the traffic to this blog comes from Google searches, most of which involve the phrase "human trafficking" in some form or another.  However, there are always a few search terms people use that perplex me beyond belief.  So, just for the sake of amusement, here are the ten weirdest things people Googled to get to this blog:

10. "Corona": Have I ever written about Corona?  I don't think so.  Have I ever written with a Corona? Probably.

9. "congenital amputee": I had to Google this myself to see what it is, and it's a person born missing a limb.  I learned something new, but it has nothing to do with human trafficking.

8. "what causes free sex?": Ummmm.... alcohol?  Fourth dates?  House parties hosted after a recent break-up?  There are a lot of answers to this one.

7."chipotle spam": Was this person looking for a recipe or a way to send unwanted email to Mexican fast food chains?

6. "congressional erotica":Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Please, Senator, put it back on!

5. "barely legal 16-18 teen sex": Something tells me this guy wasn't looking for information on human trafficking at all.  Talk about a deflating search result.

4. "the truth about the underwear affair":Ok, hipster band or race horse? Or is this an investigator doing some Internet homework?  We may never know the truth.

3. "where can I go to buy a lego strip club?": Unfortunately, I had the answer.

2. "brie legal porn": I'm pretty sure sexual interactions between man and cheese are legal in the U.S.  Maybe not in Utah, though.

1. "appleseed ex machina hentai nude": WTF?!?!  I cannot even begin to guess.

Amanda Kloer is a Change.org Editor and has been a full-time abolitionist in several capacities for seven years. Follow her on Twitter @endhumantraffic
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