Millennial as hell: Stuck in the paradox
This morning, I approached a slightly older (early 30s colleague) about an ethical/logistical issue relating to a project we're working on. I asked her to "mentor me through it."
The tail end of our exchange:
Me: Cool. Good. I'm glad to put that out there / have it received. (This conversation, by the way, ESPECIALLY since it's happening on Gchat, is Millennial as hell - younger Millennial seeks advice of slighter older, yet cool, in touch colleague on moral/logistical question).
Colleague: Haha. Does it make it more Millennial if i have my iTunes on shuffle, the blog Cakewrecks [open in a tab] in the background, all while working?
Me: Oh G-d! I just entered a Millennial paradox. Help! I'm trapped!
Colleague: Ha!
Me: It's like in Back to the Future, if you touch an old version of your self - a past version, or something like that - the universe falls apart. Like crossing the streams.






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