The Onion: How Can We Let Darfur Know How Much We're Doing For Them

by Michael Bear · 2009-02-17 22:51:00 UTC
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[Clip from the Onion]

Just to re-kindle the rumble - above is one of my favorite clips from The Onion - America's Finest News Source, about ensuring that the people in Darfur know just how much we're doing for them.

Also below - some other relevant Onion headlines from the past few years:

- US Asks Africa Not to Cash Aid Checks Until After Tax Day

- Humanitarian Aid Check Blown Before It Arrives

- Palestine Appoints New Minister of Rubble and Urban Development

- Northern Irish, Serbs, Hutus Granted Homeland in West Bank

- US Dedicated $64 Billion to Undermining Gates Foundation Efforts

- US Forms Own UN

- UN Acquires Nuclear Weapon

- UN Factoid-Finding Mission Discovers Liberia About the Size of Tennessee

- I'm the UN Undersecretary Your Mother Warned You About

- Well, I Guess that Genocide in Sudan Must Have Worked Itself Out on Its Own

- Every Intern at Nonprofit Trying to Solve Refugee Crisis First

- I'm Totally Gonna Get Laid on this Humanitarian Mission to Uganda

- 70 Percent of World's Population Could Use All-Star Benefit Concert

- Gatorade Pledges $240 Million in Thirst Aid to Underquenched Nations

Michael Bear
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